Bernstein's political story - no, the other Bernstein.

The Sharks-and-Jets world of the Democratic Primary has finally exploded into gun-controlled violence, as a Clinton supporter stabs his Obamaniac brother-in-law in the gut.

I see the whole thing unfolding thus:

my-boy-friend's-vo-ting-for Ooo-baaa-maaa
my-boy-friend's-vo-ting-for Ooo-baaa-maaa
my-boy-friend's-vo-ting-for Ooo-baaa-maaa
my-boy-friend's-vo-ting-for Ooo-baaa-maaa!



How can you betray us like that? Our people are from Hillary. Hillary runs in our blood! Hillary is our passion!


OMG Obama ttly pwning Hillary. Also I is doing ur sister. LOLZ!
kthxbai






















Only blood can satisfy this insult to Hillary! Also, dude, not cool talking that way about my sister.



I thrust my nipples at you while my posse mount invisible bicycles!



















OH THAT'S IT!!!
U CAN HAS NIFE WOOND!