Thursday, September 25, 2008

Checking out my spam folder

Just got the odd idea to look through my spam folder before zotzing its contents. There are some winners in there.

Best subject lines:

"In Canadian chemists we trust!" - Beauty, eh?
"Wish you act like Herculesus in bed?" - this I want to see on Spamusement.
"Join biggest success of the human successful men"
"Be the only one ladies hunt for" - Also a good spamusement candidate.

Interesting sender names:

"Normal Sexual" is selling viagra.
"con ethelbert" seems to think I can read cyrillic. Any takers on translating "Большие буфера скачать"?


Anonymous said...

Google says: "Large buffer download".

Hmm. Is that a double entendre or something more like this.

UnrulyDuckling said...

Herculesus? Is that like some sort of Hercules/Jesus hybrid? That might be a little overwhelming in bed.

SerenitySprings said...

If by "overwhelming" you mean "awesome."

VikingMoose said...

heh :)

(replaces lunch with brunch to confound the midday meal pilferer)